No.12955[View All]
Since 2018, the date of creation of the soyjak meme, there was no soyjak game...
...until now!
You can play it on your browser for FREE!!!!!!
>>> https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/ <<<Move with left and right arrows and jump with up arrow and start your adventure in this slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, character-development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally-crafted platformerino game.
The fact that it is a platformer game is such a tribute to soyjak and soy boy as an archetype of human who keeps special place in his heart for games like mario.
!!!DISCLAIMER!!!
Game not recommended for kids younger than 16 years due to bad or racist words.
No.13761
BUMO
>>https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app/<<New things:
-2 new "levels", like 1-3 and 1-4 in mario, but a bit hard, 1-4 is boss
-collisions are optimized, so it won't lag that much. Also mobs don't move until they are near the main protagonist
-loading screen
-real mathematics implemented
No.13763
>>13761Bruh, there's no << at the end of the link. Basically the same 'bsite.
https://modest-fermi-a8a672.netlify.app No.13765
>>13763I love your vidya, the psysics are shit but the lore is gem.
btw you know how to code java?
No.13766
>>13765Thonks, I was making flash games when I was a teen and javascript is similar to actionscript used in flash.
I don't really remember how I exactly learned how to code, but my first tutorial was someone who was doing a space shooter in 8 minutes and I copied his code. Then I was making more platformers, shooters, even simple strategies and even stickman gta, but these 2 later were never finished because of too high ambition. The progress slowed down when I discovered 9gag-like websites which drained me of productivity. ;_;
Back to the Java, I learned ifs when I was 11, then whiles when I was 14, then functions at 15. I learned things like inheritance of classes and lambda functions only in the college. xp When I needed something I looked on the internet, but I didn't really like frameworks and learning new things when I have everything needed to make a game.
If it comes to frames and animation there is a recursive function with setTimeout which calls itself every 25ms. Also
all objects are placed in an array where every of them does some action each frame, but only if they are in sight of the main protagonist.
Also, the most important thing from mathematics was analytic geometry because mario goes x when he walks and goes y when he jumps. Idk if something more is needed from math, maybe only computational complexity.
No.13767
>>13765Lol, I misunderstood the question. xp I know this language, but it's more painful than languages which are hyped in these uncertain times. Java has too much old elements and writing programs in it is longer imo. xp I like js because of lack of types even dough the hivemind hates it.
No.13769
>>13766>>13767this part is really hard, but I Will do it
I was asking if you knew java because I know a fren who is coding streaming website in java and he is strugling probraming the bot
No.13771
>>13769Really I have not much time to help. xp Maybe I can only find bugs, not writing code. I have bad memories from college when retards asked me for doing their homework anf then I wasted my precious time for doing something insignificant. xp
>>13770I played it yesterday and fingerboys were legit harder than boss. xp
No.13772
>>13771>I have not much time to helpits ok
>fingerboys were legit harder than bossI like it hard, keep it.
also, you should do a reward of beating all the game at once without the mask
No.13780
get rid of the fingerboy on top of the science guard
No.13782
>>13771gg
I like the boss, but I dont like how at the end he stops hating kikes
No.13784
>>13782These meds were made by dr SoyBERG. He put one key behind the schizo and another inside him, so everyone who wants to leave this building have to tranquilize his Jew-hating personality.
>>13780This fingerboys also tries to attack the science guard, but the science guard is immortal. I must do something with this behavior.
No.13785
sovl
No.13786
soydere dev your game has some serious problems
>the game can't be updated unless you refresh the page which starts you from square 1
>a wall of fingerboys after *attacks you* which is unfair in itself
>you respawn without the mask on
fix these chud
No.13787
>>13786>>the game can't be updated unless you refresh the page which starts you from square 1 Ok, I must make pause and menu with cp selection.
>>a wall of fingerboys after *attacks you* which is unfair in itselfIt coud be worse if fingerboys saw more. :0 But tbh I can delete one fingerboi or make them to not stack into a wall.
>>you respawn without the mask onThe mask is to prevent death from covid. If something else killed you it doesn't matter anymore.
No.13797
massive gem
No.13798
actually a massive gem surprised i havent played this yet
No.13800
make a fingerboy flying level where you fly on fingerboys
No.13875
please remove "attacks you"
not only is it a forced jak but also unfair as fuck and won't let me get through a section of the game
do something, soydere dev, you fat fuck
No.13879
could you add a proper save feature?
No.13880
This project is retired.
No.13882
>>13880big if true and if big share source code
No.13890
>>13882You can copy source code (it's not obfuscated) and
>>13880 is not me.
But next levels can be in matter of months (more realistic deadline than the Fauci's one).
>>13874True, I won't "fix" it because I think that strictly linear games are boring cancer and it helps speedrunning. xd
No.13892
>>13875IT IS FUNNY JAK I WILL NOT DELETE HIM. I was thinking about changing behavior of fingerboys, but if they didn't stack you cannot speedrun. I will think about it. xp
>>138798 more weeks :(
No.13998
Bumo
No.13999
>>13892speaking of speedrunning, someone make a speedrunning.com category for this game
No.14018
>>13999I think I should make url subpaths to old versions in the future because the physics might change.
I hope this speedruning.com don't get scared of chud insults. xp
No.14030
speedrun guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HceH23Vugpggood time would be less than 3 minutes
No.14031
>>14030I appreciate your skills and I'm happy to see my game on youtube. I am too nervous to do any good speedrun. xp
I didn't know about this shortcut to skip the chud zoo (stream of chuddy insults).
Also during the last update I tried to improve "sight" of all mobs, but then fingerboy part was hardly passable and stream of insults in the chud zoo accelerated me beyond the walls.
No.14292
bumping this 'catty defining thread
No.14293
>>14292BASED, this post is still a massive gem OP. Would love to see it updated
No.14331
>>14293Idk, I'm pretty idle now ._. Maybe I'll start making schizo ward in a week or two.
No.15076
bumo
No.15093
Still idle. ._. I'm upset mostly because war broke nearby and also I make some different thing.
No.15639
this game is a gemerald