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 No.7489[Reply]

Told my mom about why I'm scared to go outside and am scared of dying. She thinks I'm crazy, but I felt a little better. Even tho I had to tell them some embarrassing stories for context.

 No.7490

get a gun

 No.7493

>>7490
Eurocuck, I could get one illegally but cant afford it.


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 No.7486[Reply]

>I AM GOD HERE

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 No.7481[Reply]

The duality of gender.

 No.7482

>words words words words
Didn’t read

 No.7483

I hate women though


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 No.7472[Reply]

Alright which one of you is this.
https://youtu.be/KYppBHnJ3t8
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 No.7476

He needs to start a new series where he sings e=mc vagina at women.

 No.7477

[Intro]
Aww yeah, I'm back... bitches!

[Jon Lajoie]
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding, they should suck my dick

[Hook 1]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
Two plus two equals vagina (UHH)

[Jon Lajoie]
My love is like lightning... it gives girls orgasms
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 No.7478

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>Johnny Young

 No.7479

The girls struck first in the video.

 No.7480

>>7479
this


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 No.6882[Reply]

She likes me back. How do I not fuck this up
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 No.7467

>>7466
ive made it to third base though, im trying not to fuck up

 No.7468

Just🐝urself but not 2much

 No.7469

>>7467
she'll like you more if you rape her and get her pregnant

 No.7470

>>6882

stop visiting image boards would be a good start

 No.7471

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>>7470
>imageboards le bad even though they give valuable advice as evidenced by this thread


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 No.6980[Reply]

>My friend who has long ass greasy hair, doesn't shower and literally brings a DDLC yuri body pillow to school got himself a gf
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 No.7442

You sound like a shitty friend
Here's a hint; its just a fucking phase kid, most literal children don't have a fucking girlfriend, but edgy ones who like to think they're le speshul snowflakes like yourself post about killing themselves and commiting terroristic acts over it on imageboards, and make it their personality. Literally get over yourself and unless you're really autistic or something you'll get a girlfriend.

 No.7444

>>7442
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL KYS

 No.7446

roast his ass

 No.7448

>>7444
I miss when angsty kids just listened to greenday and wore eyeliner instead of threatening to bomb their schools over not having sex

 No.7460

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>>7442
>unless you're really autistic or something you'll get a girlfriend
30% of overaged zoomers/late millennials are virgins, stop spreading this myth
it doesn't just happen, real life isnt a high school tranime show or a movie and the world isnt fair


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 No.7404[Reply]

Why are trannies and bottoms so ticklish??

 No.7459

>>7404
🥴🥴🥴


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 No.7428[Reply]

One million people have died from covid.
Most nurses are women.
I wonder why they died.

 No.7453

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I NEED SOME HECKIN' CONTEXTERINOINO
>>7428

 No.7454

And there they are contributing to society while you post soyjaks on an incel tranime site

 No.7455

>>7454
Still more productive


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 No.7231[Reply]

Who cares about looks more, men or women?
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 No.7405

>>7402
Retard

 No.7416

women

 No.7445

Men, most women don't even get visually aroused. Women are more attracted to status. Studies have been done on this too.

 No.7447

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>>7445
woman understander has logged on

 No.7452

>>7445
>Women are more attracted to status
This isn't the 50s, women have the same rights as men and don't need to statusmaxx anymore.


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 No.7431[Reply]

Are you afraid of nuclear war?
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 No.7440

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It's one of our only hopes left

 No.7441

if it happens i do not want to survive the blast

 No.7449

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>>7431
I'm terrified.

 No.7450

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>>7449
>Misplaced in time
RUBYPOLISHED

 No.7451

i wouldn't mind because enough people are dying with me and the world would be fucked up afterwards anyway so i wouldn't be worried about missing out on something


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