>Be me>Leftist>thought pol and jewish conspiracys were a joke>Friends with a jewish girl>She said she was a witch>She gave me a jewish spell book called "ISRAEL REGARDIE THE GOLDEN DAWN" pic attached and told me what spell to cast>In my dream a

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Jew tricked me into casting spell that made my dick smaller and it gets even worse Chud 01/25/22 (Tue) 10:20:35 No.2263

>Be me
>Leftist
>thought pol and jewish conspiracys were a joke
>Friends with a jewish girl
>She said she was a witch
>She gave me a jewish spell book called "ISRAEL REGARDIE THE GOLDEN DAWN" pic attached and told me what spell to cast
>In my dream a female demon thing appears before me
>It tells me I now have a cum bank and I can get upgrades by collecting cum from other men that goes in my body.
>I say WTF are you on about, I think I am in a dream.
>Demon girl gives me upgrade options like "Make face prettier costs 30 mil cum" "Make boobs bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make ass Bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make body more feminine and attrative costs 200 mill cum" "Get a Vagina and become a woman costs 5000 mill cum"
>Demon girl says I get 5 cum for free each day I don't masterbate and lose 5 cum each time a masterbate. I can reduce my penis size by 1 inch to get 100 cum. Each time I improve an area it costs more to improve that area and they improve to a maximum level which overall will make me one of the sexiest girls in the world.
>tell demon this is bullshit and I am in a really fucking strange dream
>demon tells me she will chat to me in my dreams every night from now on.
>demon says she will shrink my dick to prove she is real and says it is giving me cum anyway and not taking cum away.
>I say don't
>wake up today
>measure dick it is now 4.5 inches instead of 5.5 inches
>message jewish girl, she blocks me (so much for friendship)
>message one of my best friends who knows my dick size he says "it has always been 4 and a half inches you said so" even though I told him it was 5 and a half it is like reality has changed to accomodate my changes.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

HOW DO WE STOP THE JEWS?

Chud 01/25/22 (Tue) 12:31:47 No.2264

holy fucking newchud
kys

Chud 01/25/22 (Tue) 12:56:39 No.2265

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>>Be me
>>Leftist
>>thought pol and jewish conspiracys were a joke
>>Friends with a jewish girl
>>She said she was a witch
>>She gave me a jewish spell book called "ISRAEL REGARDIE THE GOLDEN DAWN" pic attached and told me what spell to cast
>>In my dream a female demon thing appears before me
>>It tells me I now have a cum bank and I can get upgrades by collecting cum from other men that goes in my body.
>>I say WTF are you on about, I think I am in a dream.
>>Demon girl gives me upgrade options like "Make face prettier costs 30 mil cum" "Make boobs bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make ass Bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make body more feminine and attrative costs 200 mill cum" "Get a Vagina and become a woman costs 5000 mill cum"
>>Demon girl says I get 5 cum for free each day I don't masterbate and lose 5 cum each time a masterbate. I can reduce my penis size by 1 inch to get 100 cum. Each time I improve an area it costs more to improve that area and they improve to a maximum level which overall will make me one of the sexiest girls in the world.
>>tell demon this is bullshit and I am in a really fucking strange dream
>>demon tells me she will chat to me in my dreams every night from now on.
>>demon says she will shrink my dick to prove she is real and says it is giving me cum anyway and not taking cum away.
>>I say don't
>>wake up today
>>measure dick it is now 4.5 inches instead of 5.5 inches
>>message jewish girl, she blocks me (so much for friendship)
>>message one of my best friends who knows my dick size he says "it has always been 4 and a half inches you said so" even though I told him it was 5 and a half it is like reality has changed to accomodate my changes.

>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

>HOW DO WE STOP THE JEWS?

Chud 01/26/22 (Wed) 10:31:10 No.2267

>>2263
kek you're fucked now better just collect cum

Chud 03/11/22 (Fri) 11:12:49 No.2561

posting in a gem thread

Chud 03/12/22 (Sat) 10:58:48 No.2566

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>>2263
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS YOU FUCKING RETARD. BURN HER ALIVE AND IT SHOULD STOP THE CURSE