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Impjak Mars Adventure
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐣𝐚𝐤, 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐳 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰
first reply controls swedejak and will determine what he does
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self insert dust

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Ratio

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>630577
fail

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why haven’t mods deleted this nas?

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>>593946
You decide to eat the bug bait, shoving the brown mound down your throat and gasping before swallowing, you then wait for the flavor of brown mound to make itself clear, you start to feel the disgusting taste work its way back up your throat

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>>593946
You puke a large stream outwards, spilling the contents of all your days breakfast and bug snacks, but after spewing outwards, you feel a sharp needle go through your upper torso, tearing itself through the muscle and flesh as the warm blood trickles out

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>>593946
The bug eyed creature lifts you up in the air, sending the large arm deeper in your insides and flesh, tearing blood vessels.

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>>593946
You try to tear out the bug's large pointy arm out of your wound, but it's too strong for you to tear out, even with all of your strength, it throws you in to the air

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>>634199
The arm tears itself out as you soar away. due the gravity of mars you smash into the martian ground, far from were you started collecting bugs.

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gem

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>>634203
See what this pipeline leads to.

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Saved

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Saved

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What does the reddit swede have to do with that statement?

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UP!!

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Cut the hose that leads to the chemical tank and use it to spray the giant bug thing with whatever chemical is in it.

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saved

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saved

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Where is OP?

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Another hiatus.
Stay strong Swedeheads.

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up

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saved

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Saved

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>>643891
lazy turk

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>>521577
stop stealing my filenames

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>>657473
up your's coaler

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>>645571
gemerald

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coaljak shitventure

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>>521754
Cob go up

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>>665632
Cobcoaler

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were still bumping this coal?

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>>667027
Angryduster



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