Everybody knows that if you surf the web long enough, you'll see some pretty sick shit. This is especially true if you intentionally dwell into the dark underbelly of the internet. I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit to, but one thing that I'll always remember is a site called "normalseedfornormalsneeds.com".
The first strange thing about the site was that I didn't find it by actually looking for it. It was e-mailed to me by someone I didn't know. The e-mail was as follows:
Hi there
found this site is very nice thought u might like
normalseedsfornormalsneeds.com
pass it on, for the good of chuckkind
Pretty standard issue chain letter, although the url and the last remark really piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I got this, so I made sure my anti-virus was working and then I clicked on it.
It was a very average, very generic looking site. It gave the impression that the creators just BARELY gave a shit about making it look professional. The author seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English, and on the front page was a long, boring, and incoherent rant that I don't remember or have saved.
The site had a strange tagline (which even today people haven't figured out the meaning of), which was:
"Normal Seed for Normal Sneed, A Website Dedicated To The Eradication of City Slickers"
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