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 No.7472

Alright which one of you is this.
https://youtu.be/KYppBHnJ3t8

 No.7473

he seems fucking based

 No.7474

king

 No.7475

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chad van

 No.7476

He needs to start a new series where he sings e=mc vagina at women.

 No.7477

[Intro]
Aww yeah, I'm back... bitches!

[Jon Lajoie]
Women are equal and they deserve respect
Just kidding, they should suck my dick

[Hook 1]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
Two plus two equals vagina (UHH)

[Jon Lajoie]
My love is like lightning... it gives girls orgasms
My dick is like an airplane... it gives girls orgasms
I'm the, Wayne Gretzky, of sexual stuff
I'm the, Hulk Hogan, of slamming muff
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch
I'm the, Shakespeare of enormous cock
I'm the, Helen Keller of having sex
.. no wait that's a bad example
Why did my penis cross the roaaaad?
To get to the other



Stromae 'Fils de joie' (Live Performance) | Open Mic

Stromae 'Fils de joie' (Live Performance) |...

[Hook 2]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
E equals MC vagina

[Jon Lajoie]
I've got present for you right here
Actually it's not a present, it's my penis
And I like to call it the spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis
I don't like it when you talk
Cause that just means you're not sucking my cock
Love is for girls and gays
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways
Either you have sex with me...
... or you have sex with me
I have really good sex moves (sex moves)
That I learned in China (China)
I'm a sexual tiger (tiger)
And I feed on vagina - RAWRRR

[Hook 3]
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
I wanna have sex with your vagina (UHH)
Vagina (WHAT?) Vagina (WHAT?)
What time is it? It's vagina (UHH)

[Outro]
What's the difference
Between a girl's mouth, and a girl's vagina?
There is none, I want my penis
To be inside both of those things
I'm a good sex man
Girls, love my sex
I'm a good sex man
Cause my sex, is the best
I'm like Jean Claude Van Damme
But instead of fighting people
I have sex with them

 No.7478

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>Johnny Young

 No.7479

The girls struck first in the video.

 No.7480

>>7479
this



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