No.6220
yikes
No.6221
cringe
No.6222
>>6221>>6219>>6220Chapter 1:Welcome to Lee's Mindset
A new day has sprung in "Mentalité, Québec",and an autist awaits the new day! Another Doom speedrun,another cheese! Oh,how could he forget! Another day fighting off the Barneyfag menace! Soon,Lee thought to himself,soon the Nightmares will dicipate once the Leebaiters realize their fowl mindset! They have been posting less and less every Week! Maybe this is your requiem!
No.6223
mindset
No.6224
>>6222Checked, also big gem
No.6225
>>6223>>6224Lee check his mental mindset (which he trained to hone in on cheese),using your neurons to evade The Janny's rage bans and articling all cheese you might have missed. SUddenly, You Hear a
==Cheesy== aura coming to you that starts to make a
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK No.6227
>>6225lee starts beating the invader with a baseball bat while listening to doom title theme
No.6232
>>6222Interesting take on a modern, secluded Lee.
No.6233
>>6227>>6229>>6232 (Thank you 6232)
CHAPTER 1 ACT 2:Miss Me?Lee pops in his earbudswith hate machine blaring
(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d39cXzNTVs)
>It's killing TimeLee Swings his makeshift Broke-Batton at the air trying to hit the cheesy invader,smashing wildly through the air.
Suprisingly... nothing hits
tsk tsk tskMumbles the Cheesy Intruder
>Missed,just like that thread I made on /k/ two weeks ago. >I almost "Camembert" it Lee.He chuckles
>Here!>I have a gift for youNeighbor! No.6246
take a shit on the floor
No.6255
>>6233>>6246The Moodswing of fear was so powerful you feel the undying urge to shit on the floor. However your constipation stops the flow and turns you yellow.
>n-nooO! >That thread was deleted before it could even archive! >The Mods were on my side!it's "Havarti" tell with you LeeThe British Phone poster replies
hereB2P opens his suitcase, revealing an abnormally large tea machine
no true brit leaves without it! No.6256
holy meds
No.6258
schizo bread
No.6259
>>6255>>6256==HOLY MEDS== Shouts the British Phoneposter
DAMN HOE,YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?B2P then asks
what happened to you man? No.6260
Schizophrenic gem
No.6268
Does this take place after his brutal injury via a Swedish Spider in Utah?
No.6274
lee kicks him in the balls
No.6278
>>6268>>6258>>6259>>6260>>6274 (yes)
>>6275 (Me confirmed)
Lee attempts to kick B2P in the balls,however the Angsty Anglo is too clever and sits him in a comfy trash chair he has lying around.
Lee decides to let B2P in and gives him a loaf of moldy (but delicious) canadian bread.
(
https://www.food.com/recipe/canadian-lemon-bread-166891)
B2P at first is untrustworthy,but looking around,he decides to take a bite,gifting Lee a traditional Aryan Blood Curdlered Milk Tea (An Anglo Favorite(.
now tell me LeeHow did you Gouda to this state? No.6289
>>6281IS THAT A SONG?Bellowed the mustachioed Anglo
>No-no it’s what really happened to me and I’m trying to recover from the troubleMumbles Lee
>That freaky German guy could swipe me back at any time! No.6290
>>6289-I’m on mobile don’t worry about the trip
-/kys/ mobile
No.6296
>>6280Vinluv, are you really banned from KYM? What happened, man?
No.6305
>>6297That doesn't explain much but I remember Nyx made good 'jaks
No.6346
>>6311>>6306>>6289After B2P scoffs Lee off,The poor Canuck tries to reason with his mortal enemy,but before he could fully convince the brit
CRASHMoose riding KYM agents repainted a Schwabian hue ride by.
>HHHHHHEEEEEER GOOOOOOOLLLLDDDDDDZE BEEN WAITING FÜR YOU No.6356
>>6311Lil white bitch gon say "you need to say something about that, you need to say something about blac"-- BITCH SUCK MY DICK
No.6360
shit.com
No.6385
>>6359>>6360>>6346C1A3 BEGINLee and B2P set aside their cheesy differences and search the crack shack for cover,Luckily,they find a hubby hole covered up with tissues. B2P takes this time to torrent MLP and watch
>shit.comand on his phone, much to Lee's annoyance. However,A Schwab funded KYM agent busts in and taunts our two "Protagonists"
=="Lil white bitch gon say 'you need to say something about that, you need to say something about blac' "--
>BITCH SUCK MY DICK Says a feminine voice (XX chromosomes).
>They have the 'tism don't you know m8?Lee also just shoots the agent after Ausfreak killed him because he found his gun
No.6386
>>6385Adolf Hitler lol
hitler did nothing wrong lol it’s a meme lol
No.6389
>>6385>>6386>"Adolf Hitler lol">"hitler did nothing wrong lol it’s a meme lol"Rambles on Ausfreak to our two heros
Who in the bloody damn is her?Says B2P
>AusfreakReplies Lee
>She's worse than you in some areas!So boysShe mutters
what's your autism based problems now?
No.6398
>>6389Do you know colorjaks THOUGH
No.6405
>>6398>Do you know colorjaks thoughSays B2P
nosaid Ausfreak
No.6406
Ausfreak spreads her ass and farts
No.6407
Gay that
No.6433
>>6389>>6405>>6406B2P Is strucken by the Aussie Viglante, scriming and contorting in unatural ways. Immediatly (and hypocritically) thinking up bizarre fetish scenarios the two could be talking apart on,mumbling about "kangaroo farts" or something of that matter
>>6407>Well that was gaySays Lee
>could you tell me why you are here?well I heard you twos autistic screechin and I couldn't resitstsnarks Ausfreak
>Could you help with the Scary Green men while you're at it?Lee begged to the Babbitt esque Woman
No.6474
>>6433>It's been a week or two since I saved you from Utah and you still don't say thank you?asked Ausfreak
I would,but you keep harassing me,IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!Lee Raebuttles
No.6498
>>6222Lee lives in Lancaster Ontario not Québec THOUGH
No.6499
>>6498This is an alternate universe version of Lee and as such is a fictionalization. It’s like the real ghostbusters but for barneyfags.
No.6518
>>6517Back to the fun. Glory to the Sneedclave and the Fiendclave and the Maskclave. Croatia Stronk
No.6528
>>6527The guy in the Middle Looks kinda like Chudjak
No.6529
>>6526>>6527Lee fucking Goldson has multiple friends and I have none. It's over.
No.6530
>>6529Lee is a turbo CHAD though
No.6537
>>6530>>6522>>6510>>6517>>6518>>6519>>6433>>6482>>6529>>6534The Whitecap Grave Will Be Introduced Into the Series ShortlyCHAPTER 2 ACT 1: AN LEETASTIC FLASHBACK EPIDSODEAusfreak Stammers
>HELP YOU WITH THE GREEN CUNTS EH?>I SAVED YOU!wu-wuhThe two greasy men replied
>REMEMBAR IN UTAHAnd so Lee flashed back
He was dying on the side of a rock posibled by two pale white homonids,not yet ready to meet his maker when Green Faced Croation men started to sourround him
>Vat do ve do vit Lee?>Ne znam,zašto govoriš engleski?HE HAS THE 'TISM YOU KNOWShouted the Ausfreak of Missed threads yet archived.
>White cap...>HEY! what about SCHIC2.0?>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?shouts lee
I'm the Ausfreak CuntSays Ausfreak
>weird>I thought you were a gu-IF YOU WEREN'T SAVING ME I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOUThe Former Husk of Mr.Gold replies
You get used to it bubAnd So Ausfreak rushed a slowly healing Lee to saftey. Then immediatly follows one of the green guys out of pure curosity...
No.6538
>>6537ausfreak shits on the floor
No.6612
>>6538>>6539>>6537(notice this
https://web.archive.org/web/20210613203954/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77214.html and
https://soyjak.party/soy//res/77214.html#129359 for the upcoming section)
Ausfreak races the cybernetically enhanced K.Y.M. agent to his geo tracked hunting spot.
>The KYM agent "shits on the floor"of our two ""heros""
you two lovebirds gonna 69 on the road?You look like what happens when you cross a mental hospital with a paint factory>Ausfreak and Lee shit on the floor of the KYM agent's personYOU CAN HAVE TOO INDIVIDUALS IN A PLATONIC MUTUAL CHARACTER ARC WITHOUT SEXUAL IMPLICATIONS DUMBASSThey speak in unison.
Arriving as the KYM agent's destination. They proceed to "shit" on the floor of the adrennecrhome factory part of the super secret globohomo building. But their riffing is interrupted by an awesome conflict
No.6613
>>6612
now piss on the floor
No.6701
>>6612 (You)
>>6613>>6638 (You)
>>6642>>6655>>6691The Swede and the Croat engage in an epic battle [1.] as Ausfreak and Lee can only gape in fear,pissing on the floor in unison,mixing with the Swedejak's feces and slipping the Kym Agent,causing him to slip his brandings into the addrenechrome vat,causing it to rumble.
fn 1. [After Seemingly Defeating The Good Doctor Soystein,you decide to treat yourself to a nice read! Since you brought no books with you,you decide to read an awfully futuristic book on the floor which translates to
>"Schizos And You" By Dr.BugBergYou never heard of Dr.BugBerg but he seems innocent.
You begin to take a wonderful journey into the corrupted mind when you hear a loud
BLAM
OH FUCK
It seems a K.Y.M. (Kremlin of Yugoslavian Meddlers) agent has intruded onto your intrusions!
You quickly pull out your Parliment of Sweden apporved K.Y.M. Identifiers to prove you suspisions right!
He Charges at you with Buck Branders
you scream
>cope maskchudhe yells out
Dilate Deadbeatand rushes at you]
No.6702
>>6701The swede rushes at the Douchy derailer screaming
>"UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"Succesfully knocking him to the ground. Ausfreak and Lee try to leave the building when they get their chance.
However,The KymChud quickly throws the shit-covered branding stuck at the vat of adrenochrome,causing an unholy reaction to occur.
Ausfreak senses the autism aura and feels the urge to commence the battle
>b-buh we have to get outta here! Lee criesnoShe mutters
No.6729
>>6728donal trum psays soyjak rights
No.6759
gem
No.6761
my cheese moldy
eat or no eat
No.6779
>>6733what did lee graduate in
No.6834
>>6733Why is lee such a chad bros...?
No.6916
Fuck yeah he's back
No.6918
>>6907stay at all costs here, we currently have no consistent other gemmy threads going on besides this
No.6920
coalest bread on the entire site
No.6956
>>6924>>6907>>6916>>6918>>6951FWOOSH AN EPIC BATTLE BEGINS
THE FOUR ENEMIES TEAM UP AGAINST THE INSECTOID MUTANT UNTIL
SERVANTSSays a Mysterious Germanic Figure
ZE KILLED MIEN AGENT No.6958
yogurt
No.7042
>>6957>>6956>>6958BugBerg,Impjak,and the Two Cheeseheads team up and fight swab. Bugberg flies into the sunset and Donald J Trump comes in his solo mission of take down the Globohomo. he kneels down to Impjak and says
SOYJAK RIGHTSThe flashback ends
No.7189
>>7042The camera pans out to the British phone poster enjoying a cup of yogurt
No.7218
>>7189 (This was me)
>>7042B2P took the time spent on the flashback to change into more casual wear while Chomping an entire cup of Cheese Flavored Yogurt. in pure confusion of the events previously transpired.
But all of a sudden a mysterious sound is heard outside
WHIRRRRRRRR No.7274
coal mining adventure
No.7329
>>7318If you read from the beginning and pay close attention it almost makes sense
No.7362
Lee's Adventure Will Continue
No.7432
>>7369>>7369>>7369Oh! It's just the microwave silly!
No.7598
Currently sedated,hiatus over soon
No.7627
Got a lot of new fun ideas for the show any Chud wants to collab I’m fine
No.7668
>>7666Prove to me you are the real Lee.
No.7718
>>7717
what?
No.7734
>>7717
Tell me how I can help and I'll do it Vinluv
You were one of very few KYM regular users who didn't massively seethe at everything that wasn't coomershit
No.7763
>>7736what is nc image content
No.7765
>>7763“Not cool” i don't think you understand here, Don has graced you but made it very obvious that he won't get involved further he's graced others before and shortly after that they just fucked up again and were rebanned this isn't a "win" for you if other mods find they have ground to reban you with or without my participation, Don won't grant you a hearing again and it won't do you any good to come looking for me as a "friend" either so i suggest you avoid making too much publicity for yourself on the site right now
No.7789
>>7762They do be sneeding, don't let them bring you down and lie to you tho, this is a MASSIVE win
Anyway I'm glad to hear you got your account back
No.7822
>>7789thanks pal. Once in a lifetime opprotunity.
No.7855
>>7838You still have yet to prove if you are the real Lee, or not.
No.7956
>>7855Hiatus is lifting shortly. Get back to Prompts
No.7991
>>7956Real Lee has a fight against his imposter on Soyjak Party.
No.8050
Bumping this gem thread.
No.8192
Gemmy
No.8194
>>8050Thank you. Hiatus will be over soon
No.8195
>>7991I'll add that to the story. I got some preplanned stuff but I like the Liquid Saga plot point.
No.8269
>>8250Charlie Day is Lee Goldson.
Chris Pratt is British phoneposter.
Ana Taylor joy is Ausfreak.
(Redesigns coming soon!)
No.8317
>>8269I'm taking another hiatus from two weeks and nine days see you later
No.8318
>>8317We will miss your gems. :(
No.8356
>>8317Were you banned from KYM, Vinluv? If so, that is very sad. You were my favorite user there.
No.8358
>>8357What does "NC" stand for?
No.8365
>>8357Here are the redesigns. Will post some new Lee Baiters soon.
Fan art is accepted
No.8366
>>8365holy mother of all gems
No.8702
>>8366I haven’t forgotten about the liquid Lee saga
No.8747
>>8744>>8745All gems, thank you
Also, the coronajak looks to be inspired by pic 2 lol
No.8748
jem
No.8750
>>8749it was based on a drawing without the teeth glasses or beards
No.8820
Making sure some coaltards don't slide this off.
No.8821
>>8820>coaltardsit's one autistic nigger pretending to duel himself
No.9561
Bumping only good thread on awful board.
No.9562
Good fucking lord this bread is such a gem
No.9639
Literally only good thread on this shithole
No.9653
LEE IS NOT REAL IT'S JUST HIS IMPERSONATORS YOU DUMB FUCK
No.9831
>>9561>>9562>>9639>>9653Thank you. Still on hiatus due to personal ==HAPPENINGS== but here's the story skelebone so far
-B2P AF and Lee settle in,going on their own little Hiatus,leading for LeeBots and copycats to spring up. Other leebaiters (Fithy Franc,tay-k,etc...) to travel to mentalie to investigate on the main trio's dissapearence. Turns out rogue KYM mercs created a faulty Leebot to trick Schwab that they got it. Unfortunately it went sentient and is going on a rampage. it's up to Lee and his newfound lee baiter frens to defeat the clonebot,also Vendettafag will make their first appearence in chapter 3. Think of this like deltarune,takes along time between chapters,but it's worth the wait.
No.9837
'emmy
No.9866
Lee Garret Goldson from Ancaster, Ontario is NOT REAL take your meds.
No.10104
GEM BUMPING.
Wow, Vinluv is such a chad. It's a shame that KYM mods hate him.
No.10251
>>10250holy shit now i wish i could draw lmao
No.10252
>>10250btw the mp3 didnt upload
No.10270
>>10253I can’t wait to see your works frens!
No.10277
all me tbh
No.10513
marge
No.11480
Saving this diamond
No.11718
>>11708nice, its very Goldsonian-esque.
No.14721
live vinluv
No.17398
Bumping this gem thread
No.17511
>>17398Thanks yoi Who would win this supreme battle /fwl/?
>Max Energico Pistachio Disguisey>Pootie Tang with Peak Belt and Wealth>Bighead! Masked Tim Avery with Mastered BoogieforceOr
>Prime Pestario Vargas on Ultimate Pest Mode? Full prep time,no outside help
No.18314
bumo
No.18494
>>18314I am not crazy! I know he forgotten that ID. I knew he left it in his other pants. "No ID,No Party" As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that Pajeetinx Jorge to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This Boogieing? He's done worse. That IV! Are you telling me that a man just happens to bring a functioning IV to a Halloween party? No! He orchestrated it! Avery! He accidentally pulled out an IV by ""his bad"" instead of an ID! And I let him in! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own party! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was employed at Animagine, always the same! Couldn't keep his eyes out of the production department!
But not our Avery! Couldn't be precious Avery!
Shilling them blind! And HE gets to be a Animator? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop them! You -
No.18936
SOOT STICKY THIS THREAD
No.19065
>>6219I wish KYM would unban you, Vinluv. You created so many gems.
No.19143
Bump
No.19328
gem
No.19790
If you are reading this comment your parents will live long and healthy lives. To activate this blessing no action is required. You're welcome, no need to thank me.
No.22688
Yeah I'm thinking /fwl/ is back
No.22690
>>22688>>22688Fun with Lee Live action actors B2P:Daniel Radcliffe (method acting of going on the sharty/derpibooru and watching classic TMNT episodes.)
Ausfreak: Rebel Wilson (skinnystrongfat)
Lee Goldson : both Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds in dual role
No.22692
Can't wait for the inevitable, when this freak will get locked in prison for murdering people and doing disgusting things to the corpses
No.25528
iv'd thread
No.25537
>>25529ID'd thread however
No.25652
He should start posting on /bant/ (even if he is underage doesn't matter, half of the bant is)
No.26256
old coal go up