No.632
>AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
>It had a-one long horn and one big eye. (Ooh!)
>I commenced to shakin' and I said, "Ooh-eee!
>It looks like a purple people eater to me!"
>It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
>(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
>A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
>Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
>Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
>I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me!"
>I heard him say in a voice so gruff:
>"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough."
>It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
>One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
>One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
>Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
>I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?"
>He said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
>But that's not the reason that I came to land
>I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band."
>Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
>Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
>(We wear short shorts)
>Friendly little people eater
>What a sight to see! (Oooh!)
>And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
>He started to rock, really rockin' around
>It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
>Sing a bop bap aboopa lappa loom bam boom
>Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
>Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
>"I like short shorts"
>Flyin' little people eater
>What a sight to see! (Purple People?)
>And then he went on his way, and then what do ya know
>I saw him last night on a TV show
>He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
>Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
>[Sped-up saxophone solo]
>"Tequila"
No.633
why he look like that
No.665
>>633he's scared of the purple people eater
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