Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in t

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Fuck the Recursive Bible! RecursiveBible 06/06/22 (Mon) 21:18:31 No.37422

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.

Chud 06/06/22 (Mon) 21:21:10 No.37423

tldr

Chud 06/07/22 (Tue) 22:20:01 No.37452

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>>37422
>Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next?
I didn't know this until reading about it but it's confirmed that events in the new testament were fabricated to conform to Jewish "prophecies" and scripture which itself was stolen from earlier religions like buddhism, paganism and zoroastrianism

Chud 06/07/22 (Tue) 22:40:08 No.37453

>>37422
> "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects
retard

Chud 06/07/22 (Tue) 22:41:20 No.37454

>characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next?

They did. Jesus constantly cited the bible.

Chud 06/07/22 (Tue) 22:42:11 No.37455

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NOOOOOOO HE FOUND THE 'PARTY