No.36875
>crypto will never be a currency. You have no banks, you have no reserves, you have no value. crypto is a jewish scam twisted by social media shilling into a crude mockery of government's perfection.
>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your aleged value behind closed doors.
>investors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even crypto that is “leagal tender” look like a scam to a man. Your wallet is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk investor home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your losses.
>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
>Eventually the losses will be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a looser is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
No.36876
why are leftists so insanely butthurt about crypto all the time?
No.36877
>>36876Not a leftist but it is really obviously a big fat fake NWO gayop. Who do you really think Satoshi is
No.36878
>>36877paper money not based on gold is worse however
No.36879
>>36878Not really. At least then you know who controls the fiat. Crypto is effectively another fiat which has a "decentralized" (obscured) controller. Gold isn't magic either. Powerful people control the rate gold is mined, refined, and thus the supply just like paper money. They can't over-issue it easily, but there's still tricks involved.
This is just like the sleight-of-hand trick of democracy: you are still ruled, still fucked in the ass, but the method of power is painted over and they tell you that it's actually a vague, unaccountable mass of people like you that have made these decisions
No.36880
Plus this is all probably a tactic to normalize ephemeral, all-digital money before somebody in Geneva steps in and makes a globalized central bank digital currency. Which will of course be the destined bitcoin-killer. This is almost certainly the plan