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 No.2623[Reply]

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/vhPhiCAzL2gc/

>Pandas were never observed in the wild before the 19th century
>The first panda exported to the united states was in 1946
>pandas ovulate one day a year and only eat bamboo. These "creatures" could never exist in the wild, where they'd be preyed upon by tigers.
>Pandæmonium is the capital of hell
>Pandas are linked to pedophilia
>Pandas are used to propogate scarcity and environmental hoaxes such as evolution and extinction

 No.2624

>Tfw my favourite bitchute schizo who made videos about lava and vulcanos being fake and accused pornstar of being secret trannies is gone

 No.2627

>>2624
(((they took this from you)))

 No.2628

>>2627
He even made a video about BTS by my request and schizoed me into beliving they are really trannies.

 No.2629

>>2628
They are tho


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 No.2564[Reply]

>5 yrs old
>read creepy story
>too scared to go upstairs incase demons catch me
>piss the couch

 No.2593

>>2564
>piss
OwO


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 No.2577[Reply]

the Archangel Gabriel (in islam) is a demon disguised as god's messenger
when Muhammad saw that "gabriel" didn't come to his cave that day he was confused but saw a dog was in his tent
he ran the dog out and the next day "gabriel" visited him saying that dogs are "impure" and "shouldn't stay in people's homes"
this is a lie
dogs are able to sniff out demonic presences and "gabriel" was scared that his cover would be blown
that's why muzzies hate dogs

 No.2578

the jew god of the old testament is also a demon however


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 No.2572[Reply]

I LOVE CORN SYRUP I LOVE CORN SYRUP I LOVE CORN SYRUP

 No.2573

>>2572
cornboy

 No.2575

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>cornboy

 No.2576

Who's behind UN corn syrup?

11 protons, English and Klingon

Beware the qotlhwI'.

Infowars con-op theory has credence from what I've heard about turbo force.

Must be what the mountain dew marketing team was drinking, in the 1950s. Earlier permutation, anyways.


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 No.2567[Reply]

I am a horoscope reader and mental health counselor. I'll do it for free. But I need
>date of birth
>location you were born at
You are free to expose your current location too, please detail the color of your underwear if you would so, please

 No.2574

>>2567
September 11, 2001
Sneedville, Tennessee
I an located upstairs, the room closest to the backyard.
I am wearing white underwear.


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 No.2263[Reply]

>Be me
>Leftist
>thought pol and jewish conspiracys were a joke
>Friends with a jewish girl
>She said she was a witch
>She gave me a jewish spell book called "ISRAEL REGARDIE THE GOLDEN DAWN" pic attached and told me what spell to cast
>In my dream a female demon thing appears before me
>It tells me I now have a cum bank and I can get upgrades by collecting cum from other men that goes in my body.
>I say WTF are you on about, I think I am in a dream.
>Demon girl gives me upgrade options like "Make face prettier costs 30 mil cum" "Make boobs bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make ass Bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make body more feminine and attrative costs 200 mill cum" "Get a Vagina and become a woman costs 5000 mill cum"
>Demon girl says I get 5 cum for free each day I don't masterbate and lose 5 cum each time a masterbate. I can reduce my penis size by 1 inch to get 100 cum. Each time I improve an area it costs more to improve that area and they improve to a maximum level which overall will make me one of the sexiest girls in the world.
>tell demon this is bullshit and I am in a really fucking strange dream
>demon tells me she will chat to me in my dreams every night from now on.
>demon says she will shrink my dick to prove she is real and says it is giving me cum anyway and not taking cum away.
>I say don't
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 No.2264

holy fucking newchud
kys

 No.2265

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>>Be me
>>Leftist
>>thought pol and jewish conspiracys were a joke
>>Friends with a jewish girl
>>She said she was a witch
>>She gave me a jewish spell book called "ISRAEL REGARDIE THE GOLDEN DAWN" pic attached and told me what spell to cast
>>In my dream a female demon thing appears before me
>>It tells me I now have a cum bank and I can get upgrades by collecting cum from other men that goes in my body.
>>I say WTF are you on about, I think I am in a dream.
>>Demon girl gives me upgrade options like "Make face prettier costs 30 mil cum" "Make boobs bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make ass Bigger costs 100 mill cum" "Make body more feminine and attrative costs 200 mill cum" "Get a Vagina and become a woman costs 5000 mill cum"
>>Demon girl says I get 5 cum for free each day I don't masterbate and lose 5 cum each time a masterbate. I can reduce my penis size by 1 inch to get 100 cum. Each time I improve an area it costs more to improve that area and they improve to a maximum level which overall will make me one of the sexiest girls in the world.
>>tell demon this is bullshit and I am in a really fucking strange dream
>>demon tells me she will chat to me in my dreams every night from now on.
>>demon says she will shrink my dick to prove she is real and says it is giving me cum anyway and not taking cum away.
>>I say don't
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 No.2267

>>2263
kek you're fucked now better just collect cum

 No.2561

posting in a gem thread

 No.2566

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>>2263
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS YOU FUCKING RETARD. BURN HER ALIVE AND IT SHOULD STOP THE CURSE


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 No.2559[Reply]

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 No.2562

teen coal

 No.2563

>>2559
ifunny twitter discord darkest african nigger coal

 No.2565

>>2562
>>2563
didnt ask+the underage croatian girls i'm grooming on discord liked it


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 No.2379[Reply]

>STOP THROWING POOP IN ME YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO THROW CHILD SACRIFICES INSIDE

 No.2391

Gem

 No.2422

speaking of which, are there any carthagejaks?

 No.2560

bumping this gem
>>2422
Moloch is primarily known from the Bible but it's true he was worshipped in Carthage too


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 No.2556[Reply]

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 No.2557

They look like aliens now


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 No.2458[Reply]

>MR CROWLEY WHAT WENT ON IN YOUR HEAD?

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