/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo

tfw you buy bugs with good boy cryptocoins and it gets delivered by drones

thanks to a bed bug infestation that became two bed bug infestations became three bed bug infestations became four bed bug infestations, I have lost the ability to hang out with four different role playing game groups, and now cannot hang out with a total of ten different friends because they either don't give a shit, are too poor to effectively treat their living space, or both.

Back to being a shut in soyjak hermit.

I love you Lord Y'shua. Thank you for your beautiful creation, cimex.

the people on the bus keep talking about me they are stalking me every 3 days a group of people i never saw comes in and just barely audibly talks, they are taunting me, it must be a big operation as its different people every time they say 'he will disembark at station [station im going to disembark at]', 'his shoes are size [my shoe size]', then they start laughing because they are taunting me they know i have a stone in my shoe and they start talking about stones in shoes being so annoying, my gums are bleeding and they talk about dental problems, how do i stop this? they have to be targettingme

The Blue People is a race of people the CIA is hiding from us
There race is "Bluese"
They live in a commie country called "Bulopiono"
Its protected by CIA so nobody gets in
Some Blue People even have green eyes
The CIA needs to let them free
#FreeTheBluese
#BlueLivesMatter

Don't believe me? Try this experiment: get into an argument with a furry, disparage the furries, then say this: "Protogen".

Like clockwork, he will then call you a furry, perhaps using some rhetorical query such as "how do you know what a protogen is if you aren't a furry"

Sometimes, it is not even required to use components of their dialect in order to elicit a "closet furry" accusation. Even just disparaging them will sometimes trigger them to call you one of them.

Now you may wonder: Why does Wise Sage know what a protogen is

Your answer, a furry cringe compilation.

I have a theory about how furries are controlled by an extraterrestrial intelligence and that the entities they call "protogens" are some type of borg entity, but that's not the main topic of this schizopost yet.

Furries use "you're one of us" as a smear or simply to irritate or, if they repeat it enough to someone who isn't resilient against it, to assimilate.

For having read this, you are a furry according to that logic. I know that is patently false, even if you may be thinking "sage is a furry", you do not consider yourself one. Neither do I, but the furries have psyop'd you into thinking that anyone who knows about furry BS through whatever osmosis is also a furry.
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