>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK STA

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Chud 3 years ago No.675157>>675168 >>675173

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED BUG PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>I REPEAT: YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. DELICIOUS. BUGGIES.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY BUGGY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE BUG MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE BUG MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNEEL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS WHILE YOU EAT THE ANT HOTDOG
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS USING SMEGMA BLASTS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL ADOPT A PATENTED SPIDER DOG™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL STAN COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL STAN DELICIOUS GRASSHOPPER JUICE
>YOU
>YOU WILL STAN WOCKY SLUSH WHILE WEARING SPIDERSOCKS™
>YOU WILL STAN WOCKY COCKROACH SLUSH
>YOU WILL STAN CASH ME OUSSIDE GIRL
>YOU WILL STAN WOCKY SLUSH™ WHILE EATING COCKROACH MILK™ AND WATCHING THE ADVENTURES OF PAJAMA SAM AND THE DELICIOUS BUGS™™ AND CUDDLING WITH YOUR SPIDER DOG
>YOU WILL CURL UP WITH YOUR COCKROACH COW™ AND SPIDER DOG™ AND WATCH PAJAMA SAM™ 2: THE CURSE OF THE EVIL BUG MEN ™™™™™™™™

Chud 3 years ago No.675168>>675174

>>675157 (OP)
Niggas think this is a joke

Chud 3 years ago No.675173

>>675157 (OP)
>You VILL gargle ze maggot piss!

Chud 3 years ago No.675174

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>>675168

Chud 3 years ago No.675176>>675195

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>genetically engineering a spider with the size and intelligence of a dog is soy even though they scare foids away

Chud 3 years ago No.675177

I sink I vill eat zem und be happy

Chud 3 years ago No.675184

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It is I Klaus Schwab, leader of the 4th industrial revolution!
I endorse this post.

Remember to wear ze mask and zocially distance!
Also get the personal 24/7 IV drip bag covid 19 vaccine bag!
My fathzer was a Nazi collaborator and used jewish slave labor, so what? Ze jews are bad anyway 😂

Chud 3 years ago No.675193>>675205

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Chud 3 years ago No.675195

>>675176
its soy

Chud 3 years ago No.675205

>>675193
that isn't a real Article

/soy/ - Soyjak

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