No.521579
bbc
No.521581
shit on the floor
No.521584
mine for coal
No.521590
>>521589apply for a job there
No.521598
>>521597shit on the floor
No.521608
Call Covington
No.521613
>>521595this but unironically
No.521615
>>521610dig a hole in the ground and put your dick in it
No.521616
Call Soot
No.521621
>>521618take the face shield off
No.521623
>>521618take off your helmet and lick the poop from it
No.521635
Shit on the ground adventure no. 23
No.521649
>>521648I poop in my pants and die
No.521675
>>521670The fingerboys you ate sprot from your corpse
No.521678
>>521670the poop turns me into a poop golem
No.521699
>>521692the corpse rises again as a poop golem
No.521708
>>521706poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
No.521709
>>521706use the boomerang to get to the sun
No.521712
Realizing that it’s almost over you crack open your trusty ‘cado homunculus and send him off to get help
No.521718
what happened in impjak mysterious planet? I missed that.
No.521724
>>521718Check the adventure chat on ‘cord
No.521733
>>521725nigger what about my post
>>521708faggot OP didn’t deliver. kys
No.521734
>>521725use the boomerang to mine into the sun and look for beverages
No.521736
>>521725disregard the gas and take your reote once again in order to post on /bant/
No.521749
>>521733We are not "pooping" on Greta and doctor fauci.
No.521757
>>521754you notice a slight spade and realise it's a grooming potion
No.521758
>>521754You encounter Norwegian fail, who is hellbent on your destruction after you ordered your Islamic migrants to seize his house.
No.521769
Thread saved
No.521783
>>521781make him your friend
nordics unite
No.521791
>>521790make friends with him
No.521793
>>521790you try to take your blood thinner meds but you accidentally take your schizo meds
No.521794
nas trash
No.521806
>>521803you start to experience delusions and you think there's cameras inside his eye sockets
No.521815
>>521813shit on the floor and kill yourself nastard
No.521816
>>521813a sun janny appears and gives you a 3 day ban from the sun and exiles you back to mars
No.521825
>>521822you landed in soots gooning dungeon
No.521840
>>521835that third pic is a massive gem
No.521854
>>521835Ask him where he got that cool SOY letterman jacket
No.521866
Soot gem
No.521883
use soots computer to delete soyjak.party
No.521894
>>521835>>521874post the uncensored version
No.521897
bite soots balls if he tries to stop me
No.521906
rip sharty
No.521936
>>521915listen to emerson lake and palmer
No.521948
kino lore of soot being a monster man that walks around his dwelling completely naked and constantly erect
No.521956
>>521952Drink the cob cola for a BBC boost
No.521957
>>521952you punt him at the wall and knock his teeth out and use them to climb onto soot
No.521960
>>521952What is that? Soot's son?
No.521963
What a beautiful thread
No.521965
>>521960Yes and he's none too happy about his 'itposting being interrupted forever
No.522036
>>522031go for soot's dick next
No.522046
chop off Soot's huge phallus and use it as a Club to bludgeon the rest of minecraft posters
No.522060
>>522051??? the fuck are you on about retarded incel tranny
No.522064
>>522062cute selfie chuddy
No.522077
>>522074i'd like to make a reply, but i haven't kept up with the storyline so i don't really have anything to add without fucking up the story
No.522113
>>522074go outside and touch grass
No.522117
>>522114Now this tard is totally ignoring replies
KYS
No.522130
>>522128Slit your wrists dognigger
No.522137
>>522132oh look it's the cock narwhal
No.522158
>13 minutes since last post
it's over adventurebros...
No.522196
>>522114at which point did he stop being poop? how does he breathe now that he's back to normal?
No.522200
>>522196OP overdosed on meds
No.522413
It fills me with joy to see another impjak adventure thread after the rushed ending of the first one
No.522741
bump
No.522744
since nobody’s giving OP a prompt, walk to the right
No.522750
>>521708why didn’t OP DO THIS
No.522847
>>522818discover a vault full of radioactive sproke
No.522877
>>522871Absorb the powers and become like the hulk
No.522878
>>522871Elon mustard rapes his bussy
No.522907
>>522903Fix your face so it looks more like classic Swede jak
No.522908
>>522903Smoke some nigger weed to calm down
No.522911
>>522908this, except it makes you more violent
No.522923
>>522922His new son is born in the sproke
No.522937
>>522935Elon mustard rapes his bussy
No.522943
>>522935Tiny impjak climbs in his head and becomes his companion
No.522962
>>522961Mymy eats Elon mustard
No.523111
bump
No.523277
>>523239compare yourself to bbc and become dissapointed that you can't compete
No.523445
>>523239Nikocado shows up to battle you
No.523564
>>523239Pierce your nipples with the soda-can opener thing.
No.523625
>>523239establish the first bug meat farm for synthetic beyond chicken bug burgers on mars
No.524162
zamn he quit because of BBC trannies
No.524279
>>523445>>523564>>523625𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞... 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐯𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝... 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬'𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡, 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭. 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 "𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇 𝐈'𝐌 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄!" 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐫. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨?
No.524294
>>524279shit in his mouth
No.524312
>>524309make mukbang out of his skin
No.524730
>>524384invite klaus schwab over for a meal and for him to inspect your farm. he is shocked when he finds out that you aren't living in a pod and not wearing a mask and thus haven't accept the new normal
No.524939
>>524730𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐮𝐦, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟑𝟎 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦'𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐬, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 >𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋
>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐊>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐏 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐄𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐖>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐌>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐒 "𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓" 𝐀𝐍𝐃 "𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐍">𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒 "𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄">𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃, 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐃-𝟏𝟗>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 "𝐕𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄">𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋 "𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐎" 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐏>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐒 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐓, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐃>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐃>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐆𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇 "𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊">𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐔𝐏 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐖𝐍>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐃, 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐘 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐍𝐎>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐍>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋>𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆>𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘.𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦.
No.524947
>>524939A pack of rabid dogjaks appears
No.525103
>>524939put your finger up your butt and wipe the poop on your forehead. explain that it’s a traditional, ceremonial practice in swedish culture
No.525161
>>524939kill klaus schwab
No.525258
>>525254send the to zoophiles
No.525289
>>525288You attempt to kill the dog
No.525397
>>525288You kill the dogs in a fit of blind rage and loot the corpse to find the coveted 'Seed of Cobson'.
No.526417
dean
No.526433
didn’t expect to laugh really hard from a soyjak.party thread in 2022, thank you so much. this brings me back
No.526838
Saved
No.527088
Saved
No.527118
saved
No.527534
testttttttttt
No.527537
test2
No.527538
sdf
No.527545
coal
No.527546
gem
No.527557
Test
No.528254
Call soot
No.528262
call soot
No.528267
>>528265shit on it to fertilize it
No.528269
call. soot. NOW
No.528285
CALL SOOT
No.528297
>>528281soot picks up and answers with "shalom". he converted to judaism
No.528390
>>528297 w7-890
what the fuck happened to the pixelplanet thread? it just disappeared from my tabs bar and is 404ed
also where did the dog soyjak come from? sauce? this one seems new they even made a colorjak for it
No.528577
>>528290>>528293>>528297𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 "𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐦! 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮." 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦 "𝐈 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐢𝐭, 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝." 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 "𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐲, "𝐀𝐧𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐆𝐨𝐲." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐲." 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞, "𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝟏𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨?" 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝, "𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒! 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐘 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄, 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝟏𝟎 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐗 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄." 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐝 "𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚..." 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝
No.528680
Prank call soot
No.528686
>>528577Call lee goldson for a supply pack of cheese
No.528827
>>528686This, but it's pony cheese.
No.528845
>>528577>Red seal of SolomonRothschild bros we made it!
No.528856
Plot twist: Soot is the game-master.
No.529033
>>528586>>528680>>528686 " , . . ." , " ! ' ." . " , , ' ." . "' , !" , . , ", - , ?" " ." , ", ' ..." . .
No.529035
>>529033>>529034samefag also shit thread
No.529045
oh shit theres two of these adventure threads i thought it was like one oh my god soot fix my brain
No.529048
Take a clone from the bwc plant and start mass producing them for export
No.529058
>>529044Open the crate, replenish nutrients
No.529063
This thread is much more wholesome than the other thread
No.529074
imagine if vinluv does a voiceover of this thread
No.529127
>>529044Desecrate the Canadian flag
No.529131
>>529044Use the flag as plant compost
No.529140
>>529138using your powers grow a bbc
No.529142
>>529138Call nojak Oreo review show for more food.
Time skip 10 days to see if your crops have beared fruit
No.529143
Build a bomb
No.529153
>>529136>>529138Your hard works inspires envy.
The Somali hordes smell welfare.
No.529457
Become an honorary nigga and plan a raid on elon mustard's sproke factory for more electrolytes for your crops
No.530171
Gem
No.530526
Bumo
No.530586
>>529455ask space trump to help build a wall around your farm
No.531065
go up
No.531252
go down
No.532136
go up
No.532146
>>529455Offer peacepipe to somalis
No.532155
I want to pause for a moment and appreciate OPs art throughout this whole thread, good job chud
No.532168
Also. Soot, it's time. Sticky both these adventures. Thank you
No.532174
>>532168the other adventure thread is coal and this one isn't any much gemmier
No.532176
>>532174it would be a gem if it wasn't for swede nas shit
No.532231
>>529457>>532146𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐢 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐲 "𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐢𝐛, 𝐪𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐨 𝐪𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐤𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢 𝐚𝐚𝐝 𝐮 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐚". 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬
"𝐇𝐚𝐚, 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐱𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐤𝐚 𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐚𝐠𝐬𝐚𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐱𝐚𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐚 𝐲𝐚𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐮 𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐡". 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭?
No.532235
Damn that nigger is really relaxing
No.532237
>>532231they look hungry, shit in their mouths
No.533515
Up
No.533747
>>532231Light-Bulb (Head) Moment. You call the blaze-blinded niggers 'niggers' in the Ethiopian language of Amharic and tell them the other guy did. Then Bill Clinton comes along like in 1991.
No.533756
Bring back selfish little fuck adventure
No.533759
Bring back selfish little fuck adventure
No.533765
Don't bring back selfish little fuck adventure
No.533769
>>533759Make a new thread you turbo fucking retard why do you want it back
No.534274
bumo
No.534618
>>534444you spray your bbc mace but it only makes them stronger
No.534651
>>534444Will Minton "to avoid copyright" twists their heads off and joins you as your new companion
No.535245
Bumo
No.536436
>>536301You and Bill Milton leave your humble farm, and head to nearest city on mars
No.536507
>>536301Show him the true American spirit by prank calling soot again
No.536827
>>536826will you just fucking fart already
No.536882
Ask will if he's heard of any planets outside of ze bug zone
No.537252
>>536507Prank calling soot is the american spirit, as expected of soyteens?
No.537288
>>536831You stumble upon a colony of angry Serbs. They have escaped NATO and reside in a bombed-out TV station called 'Kosovo' - 5 times a day, 'KOSOVO JE SRBIJA' can be heard chanted over the loudspeaker, to which they all kneel to the ground and pray to Putin Father.
No.537325
>>536831you search for spices (just like in heckin dune) for your new hot sauce
No.538301
Up
No.540797
bumo
No.542214
bumo
No.542923
>>542914you recieve the news that the swedeowitz foundation has been shut down due to charges of human trafficking
No.542925
>>536882>>537288>>537325 ??? ????? ??? ???????? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ?????, ? ????? ???????? ???????? '?????? ?? ??????" ?? ????, ??? ???? ???? ????????? ??????????? ?? ? ??????? ??? ???????, ?? ?? ??????? "????" ?????, ?????? ????? ??????? ????????????. ?? ???? ??? ???? ????. "?? ???, ?? ??????? ???? ????. ???? ??? ?????, ????? ??? ??? ????, ?? ????." ???????? ?? ? ????????? ?????? ??? ?? ?????, ?? ???? "???? ???? ?? ???? ???? ?? ?? ???? ??? ????, ????? ??? ??? ???????." ?????? ??? ????? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ????? ?????, ??? ???? ???? ??? ????? ???????? ???????, ???????? ???? ??? ????? ??????? ????? ???? ?????????? ?????? ??? ?????? ???????? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ??????? ????????? ???????, ?? ????? ??? ???? ? ????. ??? ???? ????? ????. ??? ???'? ???? ???? ?? ?????????, ?? ????? ? ???? ??? ???? ??? ??? ???, ???? ???? ???? ????????. ??? ??? ??????? ??? ????? ??? ??????? ?? ????? ??? ??? ?? ??????? "??? ???? ?????.", ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ?? ???.
No.543205
>>542925> ??? ???'? ???? ???? ?? ?????????Spic detected.
No.543209
>>542925do the thug shaker
No.543660
>>543652rape the serbians
No.543661
>>543652Shit on the floor
No.543704
>>543662shit on the floor, ejaculate and throw Will's corpse at the men to stun them
No.544025
>>543662Hillary bursts through the sacred shrine smelling the savour of andenochrome.
No.544650
up
No.545404
'umping this gem
No.545607
umping this gemerald
No.545879
up
No.546342
>>543667>>543704>>544025??????? ??? ??????, ??????? ??? ?????????? ??? ??????????? ??????.
????? ?? ?? ????? ?????????? ??? ?????, ??? ????'? ???????? ????? ??? ????? ?? ? ????? ???? ?? ?????? ?? ? ?????????? ??? ????????, ?????? ??????? ??? ???????? ????????? ??? ??????????? ?? ??????? ??????. ??? ??? ??? ????? ??????? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??? ???????.
No.546343
death to nato kill all swedes kill all kikes kill all croats kill all bosniaks
No.546348
soot btw fucking do your job and pin these two threads god i hate you nigger so much
No.546352
>>546348they're both coal though
No.547321
Oh my fauci, what's this gemerald doing at page 19?
No.547760
coal kys
No.547762
>>547756>>547759inflation porn
NOW
No.547772
gem lys
No.547988
>>547759Finish drawing NOW!!! i had to wait like a day yesterday
No.548688
>>547759Swedish meatballs too spicey.
No.548974
Umpo
No.550273
bumoing this gem
No.550388
part one of the video adaptation will be coming within the next few days
No.550460
>>550441smear shit over the kosovo sign
No.550476
i have read most of this now but ntf is not occuring was it transcripted by the deflation chad!
No.551150
turn into a blueberry boy and inflate
No.551171
Is swedejak the de facto quest Soyjak?
No.551172
>>551167turn into a blueberey boy. inflate
No.551589
up
No.551594
>>551398use your own voice
No.551821
'p
No.552436
up
No.552660
p
No.552662
>>551603you sound like a faggot
No.552664
>>551603i know someone irl with that exact voice wtf
No.552679
>>551603>no indian accentwtf
No.553818
Up
No.554416
GO UP!!!
No.554604
Up
No.558630
Saved
No.559874
Up
No.560083
Coal
No.560176
>>560083Back to your trooncord bbc threads
No.560518
What is this doing on page 8?
No.560544
>>560530progress on 'dio 'daptation is well underway as well
No.560577
>>560530poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
poop on Greta while Dr. Fauci watches
No.560858
>>560530No 'jak sun therefore double-coal
No.561176
Up
No.562065
Up
No.563151
up
No.563153
stop necrobumping this tranny nas coal
No.563206
@563174
@563163
@563169
uh oh i upset the discoal trannies
No.564532
>>564517>>564525Tie a noose say “it’s over” and hang yourself
No.564644
>>564525Call 4chan veterans.
No.565857
Page 18? Up
No.566417
saved
No.566436
Can someone provide me with a more up to date ‘chive so I can fix the posts broken with questionmarks?
No.567203
Up
No.567492
up
No.567513
op
No.567790
Up
No.567802
OP, where are you? just confirm that ur here
No.567812
>>567803fix the question mark posts so i can get to work on chapter 2 chuddy
No.570216
saved
No.570218
>>568002OP YOU WILL FIX THE QUESTION MARK POSTS
No.570931
Saving this gemerald from Cobson Spam
No.571805
>>570931more like coalson
No.572917
Saved
No.575403
Up
No.576522
up
No.577613
up
No.578319
No.579242
>>579231I accept the offer
No.579287
bath salts are meant to be put in a bath fix this shitty writing
No.579310
>>579294Prepare for the long journey to Mars City by gathering local delicious and nutritious Mars-bug snacks
No.580206
up
No.580209
fix the broken posts chuddy
No.580237
>>580226this is an archive.today bug
why are you using it instead of web.archive.org?
No.580293
>>580237>>580226i tried it with web.archive.org? and the posts were still broken, i guess i'll have to rewrite it the best of memory.
No.580318
>>534440You accidently slip out a unknown racial slur while trying to further communicate with the somalians. they notice it and get insulted, and raise their weapons. but you can hear a whirring in the distance.
>>534444Suddenly a man in a black suit dangling off a helicopter's ladder plants his feet on the ground as the helicopter departs, he sneaks up behind the somalians
>>536295You spray the Somalians with BBC (Big Blinder Canister) and they imagine themselves having larger members, all while will milton sneaks up behind them.
>>536301While they are distracted, he sneaks up behind one of them and breaks his neck, then he kills the others without breaking a sweat.
>>536826You decide to wait near your farm for a raincloud to wash off the body paint, Used to blend in with alien races provided by the Swedeowitz Foundation. You then get a ringing from your transmitor, suddenly you decide to prank call soot one final time.
>>536830A nervous secretary walks up to soot and hands him the phone, "It's for you sir." before he answers "Hello, This is data-mining incoporated." before a loud sound destroys his ear drums.
>>536831After ruining soots day, you decide to head in the martian wasteland and look for other settlers or people who can help your business.
No.580358
>>542914You walk for hours and hours, before coming across a large cave, you decide it's not worth the trouble going in and walk further through the wasteland. you eventually come across many destroyed buildings and a large news station called Kosovo, you enter it.
>>542925You find a large speaker inside, transmitting the music blasting over the speaker. a man appears, injured and wearing Martian Security Armor. he says "You must help!" You decide whether this is a trap or not but eventually decide to help the man, he takes you to the source of the music, several Serbians stand as they say "Are they armed." he says no before you feel a sharp knock on your head as you become unconscious
>>543652You find yourself in a shrine, dedicated to a unknown man, maybe of Russian descent. the Serbian Captain says "We will worship our god." before the man in the armor says "I brought them to you, will you let my family go." Before shooting, The Serbian Captain says "No...", before he fires, you break out of your restraints
>>543659You pick up Will Milton as a human shield, the Serbian fires and kills the man in the armor, before his bullets impact Will Milton.
>>543662Will's body is destroyed by the gunfire.
>>546336The Serbian runs out of ammo as you throw Will's Corpse at them, it flies towards them
>>546342It lands on the Captain, he cries out before going silent, the impact is not shortened by silence as a large section of the cave's structure breaks as a Large, Fat, Ugly creature shows itself.
>>547756You try to restrain the creature, but it gobbles you up. you are devoured whole.
>>547759You find yourself in the belly of the beast, slowly feeling the heat and pressure of the innards.
>>549032You get an idea, you tear off the Sproke Can attached to your chest and drink the Ten Year old beverage's final portion before holding it in, and burping out the toxic formula's spew. sending it upwards.
>>549036Nillary's guts feel bloated, as her skin stretches and distends with the gas bubbles.
>>549041Her body expands and grows to incredible sizes.
>>550441But it isn't enough room for one in there, and her body explodes. outside nothing occurs.
>>551157>>551164>>551167 No.580384
>>551157>>551164there's like 11 deleted posts, here's them
1:
You sit as the impact of the explosion fades, The Other Serbian looks in awe and fear before smiling, realizing he survived the explosion
No.582278
up
No.583143
remove the serb coal
No.585952
saved
No.585977
>>580318>>580358thanks friend I can finally start work on chapter 2 video adaptation
No.587502
Saved
No.587507
>>585977OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS LE HECKIN EPIC ADVENTURINO WITH SO MANY RANDOM FUNNIES
No.589281
why take the risk?
No.589283
>>587522no one says this, schizo
No.589293
>>589285Theres... nothing there? Meds. Now.
No.589960
No.590716
up
No.591241
uppie
No.593481
up
No.593946
>>593936change your mind and eat it
No.594706
up
No.596895
saved
No.597670
up
No.598494
Saved
No.599913
saved
No.601668
up
No.602781
Op make new thread this one is bloated
No.604140
saved
No.605001
up
No.606098
Saved
No.608286
up
No.609902
up
No.610610
saved
No.611671
L
No.614125
up
No.615259
Saved
No.615864
up
No.617619
up
No.617622
romanian is too lazy to finish this shit
No.618435
saved
No.619664
up
No.622049
saved
No.623280
Y
No.623421
up
No.625593
Bump
No.626864
Up
No.629814
up
No.629930
It’s over
No.630552
self insert dust
No.630577
Ratio
No.631347
>630577
fail
No.632871
why haven’t mods deleted this nas?
No.634213
gem
No.635047
>>634203See what this pipeline leads to.
No.635774
Saved
No.637030
Saved
No.637301
What does the reddit swede have to do with that statement?
No.640043
UP!!
No.640984
Cut the hose that leads to the chemical tank and use it to spray the giant bug thing with whatever chemical is in it.
No.641892
saved
No.643170
saved
No.643891
Where is OP?
No.648607
up
No.649809
saved
No.651385
Saved
No.657473
>>521577stop stealing my filenames
No.664367
coaljak shitventure
No.669276
were still bumping this coal?