No.28623
>Jeff Bezos, owner of Amazon, Whole Foods, The Washington Post, Zappos, Twitch, Ring, Audible, Blue Origin, IMDb, Elemental, Airbnb, is demanding that President Biden direct the SEC to immediately investigate Elon Musk for antitrust violations and stop his purchase of Twitter.
>In a joint statement with Bezos, Google, Disney, GE, Comcast, Facebook, AT&T, P&G, Coca-Cola, Kraft, Nestle, Johnson and Johnson, Louis Vuitton, and Verizon said: “This kind of market manipulation and monopolistic influence is horrible for free markets and is an attack on our democracy. We support Americans’ right to free speech as long as it doesn’t offend anyone, is closely moderated, and it does not disagree with coastal media elites. We will continue to stand with the American people, the people of Ukraine, the vaccine, trans kids rights, defund police, go see the new marvel movie, have a Coke, wear your mask, a woman’s right to choose, dr strange’s new movie will be released on Disney plus and HBO max. Watch the nba playoffs on Facebook. Please support healthcare workers by getting boosted. Try the new jalapeño Gordita bacon cheeseburger crunch. Don’t forget to vote. You have 3 new friend requests. This week SNL will be hosted by the CEO of Pfizer with special musical guests The Kardashians.”
>In related news, the fed has printed another trillion dollars bringing the national debt to $30T, raised interest rates, bailed out the banks, collected record taxes and sent tens of billions overseas in foreign aid. Gas is $5 a gallon. Inflation is 9%. Illegal immigration is at an all time high.
No.28624
Elon Musk actually bought and owns Twitter now.
No.28625
I heccing love capitalism with frog characteristics
No.28626
Gee whiskers! Finally I'll be able to say nigger on the 'ter!