No.14449
>>14448my favorite kidnapping victim story
No.14473
The Cell arc is the worst arc. The very premise of the arc relies on a crackship retard-baby coming from a future that ignores years of established lore. Dende isn't on Earth? None of the Z-fighters decided to talk to Trunks through King Kai? Roshi, Korin, and every other helpful character just magically died off-screen, perfectly creating the conditions for a hopeless future? Yep, and you're going to like it! Wait, Baba can't die? Who's "Baba" *raughs*.
Anyway, slow down bucko, you aren't supposed to ask all of those questions, just like how you aren't supposed to ask how Bejita obtained the pure-heart required to become a Super Saiyan (H-h-he's pure evil now! Why wasn't he pure evil before? Well...) and stimulated it through basic training. And you aren't supposed to ask why Future Gohan didn't get a single rage boost despite obtaining SS. And you most CERTAINLY aren't allowed to ask where Goku got the heart virus. Just read it, you'll still enjoy i-
>Yu Kondo enters
Fuck! Now we have to spend the entire arc watching the characters act OOC to drag out the tension for as long as possible, while Toriyama tries to make a villain that fits! Not only does a RR scientist that was never mentioned during the entire run of the RR arc show up, but he ALSO creates androids stronger than the strongest in the universe. But wait, THEY aren't good enough. STOP THE PRESSES, DON'T LET THE Z-FIGHTERS KILL THEM YET! (puts Goku into a coma).
Now there's even STRONGER androids with infinite energy AND stamina, fuck those old ones. What? Not those either? DAMN! (makes them go on a roadtrip)
Well now there's a bug from the FUTURE future, and he- what? Not him either? SHIT, DON'T LET HIM DIE! (Piccolo let's him go).
Now! Not now? Okay... (Bejita let's him transform, Krillin starts chasing poo-nanny, Trunks' fetal alcohol syndrome kicks in).
NOW, this is the one... or is it? (Makes Gohan play with his food).
You're telling me anyone is supposed to rike that shit?